Saturday, September 26, 2009

Things that are life.

Ok, so my friend Laura dropped me off in front of my house...well, kinda.

See we came back from Troy and we got to my street, a one-way. In the middle of the street, right in front of my house was a goddamned police car with lights flashing. We ended up two cars behind that, and I see two blonde girls sitting on a car next to Laura's. Then I realized those were my roommates, so I hopped out of the car and asked what was going on.

Some dipshit had once again parked in front of our driveway. Goddamn, people. And this time there were TWO CARS IN IT. So the cop finally moved to let everyone go by, and I sat on K's car with Amanda and we waited for the tow truck.

It finally came, and as they're hooking the chains to it and are pulling it toward the bed, this bitch comes running out of her house in a sports bra and shorts and begs them not to tow her car. After over an hour of the cop flashing his lights and shit she finally gets the nerve to get off her ass and come out and move her damned car. She got very lucky, because two minutes later it would have been on the back of the truck, and according to Chris, one of my roommate's friends, there's no going back. Bitch got her ticket though. "Oh I didn't realize it was a driveway," she said. Amanda yelled over, "TRY LOOKING TO THE RIGHT NEXT TIME."

1 comment:

jStar said...

What a Doinky McDoinkface!