I AM WATCHING THE MPREG EPISODE OF ENTERPRISE
TRIP HAS A NIPPLE ON HIS WRIST.
OH GOD WHY.
T'Pol: This engineer wanted you to see her planet?"
T'Pol: "Perhaps the next step would be for you to meet her holographic parents. If I'm not mistaken on some planets, that's a precursor to marriage."
Trip: "WE TOOK A RIDE IN A ROWBOAT."
T'Pol: "One of the first things a diplomat learns is not to stick his fingers where they don't belong."